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The photos are crap because I was just using my phone camera, but I took them at the Resort on Thursday night. It was a special party for Resort’s 5th anniversary.

I went to the party with three friends.

Outside the front door, alcohol distributors were making nice with free drinks.  I was handed a glass of Hennessy whiskey on the rocks as I entered, and throughout the night we made runs out front to pick up free bottles of beer that I think was called Federbrau.  In spite of all the free drinks on offer, we also managed to kill an entire bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label that is part of my membership.

And the girls?

I couldn’t actually count them, because the club was packed to the rafters, but there must have been 200 to 300 girls on.  The ones not in dance costumes were in white cocktail dresses, many of them a chiffon see-through material.  They looked like a couple hundred angels floating around the place.

Overall they were a beautiful group of girls, but in particular we spotted two girls who were simply stunning.

The first of the two was a tall, slender girl with raven-black hair who walked past our table.  All of us stopped talking, every jaw dropped and all our heads swiveled in unison as we watched her walk by.  Given the varying tastes in women among any group of men, a woman needs to be absolutely stunning to stop the conversation in a bar full of beautiful women.

We were all speechless, and no one thought to stop her and invite her to join us.  After she passed by, she disappeared into the crowd.  Although we kept a lookout, we never saw her again.

We were much better prepared for the second stunner.  She stopped at a nearby table to chat to someone.  When she moved on, Dave ran after her, caught up with her near the bar and invited her to join us.  She did.

She was a tiny girl of 40 kilos with a perfectly proportioned body, skin like porcelain, perfect pearly straight white teeth and an adorable face with Chinese features.  Her low-cut dress showed off a pair of what appeared to be the most perfectly formed breasts that God has ever sculpted.

She spoke enough English to be conversational, and scored a perfect 10 on the Werewolf meter.  It’s a measure of how amazing the first girl was, that this tiny China-doll was only the second most beautiful girl I saw.  Normally she’d have been, hands down, the most gorgeous girl in any room.

Why I never thought to take her photo is beyond me, but perhaps it was because I was simply too busy staring at her.  She’s a regular hostess there, working Tuesday to Saturday every week.  I’ll be back to see her soon, though she demonstrated an amazing capacity to put away tequila shots.  She downed 3 of them within two minutes of joining us, so they may well have been water served with salt and lime, but she was charming enough that I didn’t really care.

One of the guys with me commented that there were so many people walking in and out of the club, and so much free alcohol being served, that he didn’t think anyone was keeping track of whether anyone was a member or guest of a member.  It seemed to be a free-for-all.  He thought that anyone could have simply wandered in and enjoyed the party.  I think he was right.  Maybe there’s a strategy for all the balloon-chasers out there.

By the way, I thought I’d share the text from the posters advertising the party. Even reading it after the party I’m not 100% sure what it was supposed to communicate. It’s a good example why every business in Thailand should ask someone to proofread any English language advertising before it is printed:

The 5th Anniversary will about to happen in real soon. We have to make it big, deserve the support from you great customer. All visitors on the date of 18 September will get your own Hi5 that comes with many sexy girls inside and this Hi5 will be participant in our reward. For the reward, surely it’s BIG, may be jazz or may be more, let’s find the answer on 18 September 2008 at The Resort Ratchada 13… I’m so jazz.

“I’m so jazz”… ouch. That’s just painful.

But with the party on, there were plenty of special choreographed shows on Thursday night, so the entertainment was pretty much non-stop.  We stayed until closing time at 2:30 a.m.

One of the guys in our group is a member of Pegasus Club, and he said that they have Model Night scheduled for Tuesday the 23rd.  We plan to go out there together.  If it’s anything like the party at the Resort, it should be a great time.

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